legit bat

A huge dick.

"So, uh, what is your pops packin?"

"Oh...okay you wanna know? I don't...I can't even remember...he has a legit bat, not gonna lie."

by the___kraken September 17, 2014

bat penguin

A fucking awesome dude when he talks to you... #RAWR

Dude look its Bat Penguin!! Holy Shit he's talking!! #HISTORICALMOMENT

by Catrina Stump February 23, 2015

snark-bat

When needing to hit someone with an explicitly snarky comment, one pulls out the snark bat.

In this mornings meeting, I hit Jim from Finance with the snark-bat.

by Hello622 May 31, 2015

Bat-Lad

Bat-Lad is a fatter version of batman who is Australian and pour also lacks the skills of combat and is not a good detective

He is being a Bat-Lad

by eric noblesmen July 23, 2018

Dick Bat

The act of using a mans penis that’s bigger then 6 inches to hit things with preferably baseball

GUYS I FORGOT MY BAT DAWG - just use a dick bat bro

by Slothhy March 27, 2019

Bat cave

When you’re fucking a girl doggystyle. You whip out a flash light and start shining it around all the walls. When she gets distracted you yell, “into the bat cave!” Then cram your dick in her ass.

I gave her the bat cave

by Thickdickrick October 3, 2017

bat ass

A red, swollen ass that is the result of being spanked with an ass bat.

Johnny was being a brat in school, so his teacher gave him a case of bat ass with her ass bat paddle.

by Haldee March 19, 2017