Shithouse Bastard

Popularized by proud pedophile, the Kiddie Fiddler aka "The Kiddler". Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.

Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!

by funnycunt October 24, 2008

Heartless bastard motherfucker

This is just the worst single person you can imagine. If Hitler and Robert Pattinson from Twilight had a child. He would be a heartless bastard motherfucker. The term was originally coined by English songwriter Frank Tuner for his song of the same name. The song itself is autobiographical - however this may be him getting into the head of someone else or perhaps it represents a part of all men who are secretly heartless bastard motherfuckers in their own heads. Who knows!

Girl - 'No joke, you are actually a heartless bastard motherfucker and i hope you die'

Boy - 'And maybe I am...?'

by Superman's Dog June 1, 2009

The Bastardization of Singapore Math

When foreign countries discreetly incorporate the best of the Singapore math curriculum, such as the bar or stack model method, learning experiences, and big ideas, into their own local curriculum, by adopting it as their stepchild, where cross-fertilization of local and foreign ideas occasionally results in an aha! by-product.

Thanks to the bastardization of Singapore math, the US Common Core Math had given birth to a few beautiful methodological and pedagogical offsprings in math education, much to the delight of local math educators who follow closely how their foreign counterparts are creatively adopting some of the problem-solving visualization strategies.

by Fasters July 19, 2022

black bastard

a harsh black people insult, do not use unless you've been
1.kicked out of a bar
2.had your girlfriend shagged
3.had your wallet jacked
4.stabbed

1.what the fuck let me finish my drink you black bastard
2.get your cock out of my bitch you black bastard
3.gimmie my wad holder you black bastard
4.you got blood on my shirt you black bastard!

by rob sharman and gareth roberts June 5, 2005

Bastard Man

Someone who is a complete bastard to everyone !

That spilly kids a bastard man

by Cunt man (2) December 15, 2010

Horny Bastards

The immature idiots in the morning Energy Academy class that gather round in a circle and share the nudes they have collected.

Look, it's the horny bastards trading nudes like pokemon cards again!

by TheDude426 December 13, 2015

Bastarding

The act of searching out somebody who has just achieved something good and then instantly ruining it for them by doing something annoying to take the shine off of it. Usually a whole day activity as finding somebody who has just achieved success isn't easy.

If someone gets a good grade in an exam, throw a pint of milk in their face.

If a kid learns to ride a bike for the first time, run up and push it over.

You get the idea.

Hey John, fancy a spot of bastarding today?

by Frederik43 March 28, 2010