Chase the barking spider

In conjunction with the term 'barking spider' when a fart is blamed on a insect most certainly not present.

Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.

Whilst bending over your spouse you may ask if one may chase the barking spider, avoiding the use of embarrassing words like bottom, toosh or anal.

by MicAng August 12, 2012

Basking Ridge

A bubble, completely unaccepting (If you are looking for diversity, it's only found in small apartments over the center of Bernardsville) and competely high (Only weed, if you are looking for cocaine, relocate to Bernardsville). Gossip-filled and posh, a place where neighbors are nosey and fake. If a resident does not belong to and actively attend a religious denomination, they will be burried alive. Most residents have resided in this bubble before the Hills were erected. The Hills are not a part of Basking Ridge.

I was driving my mercedes from the Hills to Basking Ridge and when I stopped to hit a blunt, my Pastor saw me.

by L February 7, 2005

Banking

The act of depositing drugs into your anus to get high quicker.

Last night i was banking xanax and blacked out and stole a cop car. Hold on guys i have to stop and make a deposit at the bank. I'm going for the bank shot.

by MOTEC September 16, 2011

Baking

Verb. Making out or kissing excessively underneath bedding or a blanket.

Bake(d) -past tense

I went on a date last night with John

Did y'all bake

Yup we went baking

by Licious everyone October 12, 2015

barking spider

Fart ... also known as "barking wall spider"

Dude, what was that noise?
Dunno ... could have been a barking wall spider

by big lund July 17, 2003

baking cookies

The act of inserting ones nuts into a girls vigina, while the penis is left out.

I was baking cookies when this bitch pussy farted all over my nuts.

by farting machine man July 30, 2008

Double Booking

The horrendous situation observed in a typical office toilet that contains 2 cubicles, both of which are simultaneously occupied resulting in damnation without relief.

Lloyd: "Wow Dave, you were back from the shitter quickly!"
Dave: "Do not go in there. There's an absolutely awful Double Booking!"

by The Evil Muppet November 6, 2011