Brandon 

a mother ducking asshole who can only forcus in one thing and it ain't gonna be you
also is fucking werid and antisocial asf

Oh so he's a Brandon, hA good luck with that Brandon's are never good.

Brandon by uGhidfk October 20, 2018

Brandon 

Brandon is not shit. Period.

Fuck you Brandon.

Brandon by BLENP November 21, 2018

Brandon 

Beandon is the definition of a rodent like emasculated creature with hideous body odor, missing teeth and third stage syphillis like symptoms of dementia. Usually missing a Male gonad which explains inability to man up. Needs constant financial support and will not take responsibility for children he sired, not many rodent species do though.

Brandon has run out of excuses to not work again, he could be deaf and need of euthanasia

Brandon by Cactusjackpaulwillbeback January 9, 2019

Brandon 

Stupid bich will never be good vith anyone

Ahh brandon is so stupid

Brandon by Ilaiwtmh February 6, 2019

Brandon 

Top shagger

Brandon is a top shagger

Brandon by Soulja boy 123 March 12, 2019

Brandon 

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is kind and courageous. He is very shy, but if he loves you, he will work up the bravery to tell you. Once he loves you, he will never give up on you. He is the stars on a dark night. He will always be there for you and help you through any situation. He loves his friends very much and is always playing around with them. He is selflessand one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet.

P1: I heard about the new kid today. His name is Brandon.
P2: Yeah I saw him too. He already made friends and is so nice to them.
P3: He seems pretty brave as well.

Brandon by HeatherTheTether March 21, 2019

Brandon 

One of the most fake guys you'll ever meet! Brandon is manipulative and turns all your friends against you. He will call you names then reject ever saying it. He is a life wrecker! Amazing! Right?

Brandon was just spilling fake tea .

Brandon by McNuggetss April 9, 2019