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Bird Law

It's not the law of the land, but the law of the sky.
It's not against bird law to shit on your new car.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018
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bird flute

a tiny penis, so small a song bird can use it to play a song
by dutes March 8, 2008
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Bird lady

There is a girl who always has her birds all over her, dang, she's a bird lady!
by birdie0000 September 29, 2012
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Bird Ass Fool

A tight, penny-pinching guy with a bird beak as a nose that is always on the prowl.
Hey yo let's go halfers on the nachos. I got a quarter...But they cost $1.25! That Bird ass fool is cheap!
by Ern_dogg April 7, 2009
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Bird Dogger

Steve is a "Bird Dogger" always looking on my facebook page.
by nasty cathy June 4, 2011
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Bird Brain Empire

The Bird Brain Empire is an empire formed under the unification of the Bird Brain Republic and the Jiafei Empire in 2022. The emperor of the Bird Brain empire is Emperor Birdbrainius, serving since the empire's creation. The population of the Bird Brain Empire is 1,176,182,682,827,872,827,926,291,801,819,179,179,369,629,719,729,179,279,171,291,791,801,801, making it the most populated country in the world. The location of the Bird Brain Empire is a group of islands off the coast of mainland Wap Continent. The standard military uniform is a full blue outfit, with a black belt, boots and hat and a gold bird pin. The air force uniform is a green and black shirt, black pants, blue hat, gray shoes and a brown belt with pouches. The traditional outfits are European like in shades of mostly blue and black with many flowers because of the empire's close ties to nature, specifically flowers and trees. The motto of the Bird Brain Empire is simply, "Long live the Bird Brain Empire!".
by SincereSinister August 24, 2022
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bird duty

To be on bird duty is to be in charge of cooking the turkey for thanksgiving. Applies in other situations too.
- I gotta go. Do you think you can deal with the turkey ?
- But I thought that Tom was on bird duty this year.
by soperilleux January 16, 2009
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