Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"

to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover

by Chris January 28, 2004

bedroom ants

another term for crabs, the kind you get after having sex with someone who is not clean.

rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah
roma-roma-ma
ga-ga-ohh-la-la
caught your bedroom ants

by Kaslopisss January 29, 2010

aunt jemima

when you dip your nut sack into aunt jemima syrup, then you proceed to drag your sticky balls across a girl's face.

I gave her an aunt jemima last night after the party and she loved it. My balls are still sticky.

by captain crapy pants September 4, 2011

AGNTSA

(A)ww (G)eez (N)ot (T)his (S)hit (A)gain

Steve: Well Bruce seems oil prices are going up again!
Bruce: AGNTSA !

by George Wydell April 27, 2006

ants in your vagina

americanised recent slang with similar meaning as "sand in the vagina".

one who has 'ants in the vagina' is one who complains about non-consequential stuff.
and/or
one who is being overly crabby and pissy.

"omg wtf it is so early, i cannot wake up, and i had bad dreams and it is cold and ...

"stop whining like a little girl, and let's finish loading the car ... and if you don't take care of the ants in your vagina, then i am dipping out and you'll be on your own.

by oliveralbq January 27, 2012

Aunt flow

Something girls say to each other to communicate that they are on their period and may scream or cry at each other randomly.
Can also be used with aunt b or aunt irma

Hollie : hey becky my aunt flow is here
Becky: oh no I'm here it's fine
Hollie:* starts crying for no reason *

by Moonlight___x October 3, 2019

Wine Aunt

A woman who claims to be liberal and open minded, but it is authoritarian, judgmental, and prone to shutting out any opinion that differs than her worldview. Often, has no children or just one, but nevertheless adopts a matronly status because of the authority motherhood lends her voice.

Karen, the wine aunt, sipped her Merlot as she cussed out people as monsters for questioning the qualifications of her favorite Democratic politicians on Facebook. She then blocked them when they asked her to eleborate.

by IronBear76 May 20, 2020