To push someone’s ass into a hole of some sort in an effort to get them out of your way
“If he gets in your way, asshole him!”
“If he gets in your way, asshole him!”
Asshole, verb.
by JimothyJangaloosfendaserinjin. February 25, 2019
Get the Assholemug. by stupidfuckingidiott January 17, 2017
Get the Assholemug. A person who continuously tests the limits of their relationships with other people to see where that person being tested will draw the line in terms of acceptable behavior and attitude.
A person who is extremely objective to the world around them and has no inherent trust in anything until proven otherwise
A person who, through their lack of trust in the world and objectiveness, has become extremely wise
A person who is extremely objective to the world around them and has no inherent trust in anything until proven otherwise
A person who, through their lack of trust in the world and objectiveness, has become extremely wise
by jreezysjsu June 3, 2018
Get the Assholemug. You are an asshole when you go right to Facebook, after watching GOT, to announce what happened in the episode.
by empathypilote August 28, 2017
Get the assholemug. 'wow, Sydney is such an asshole'
by Kerlin qwern November 2, 2019
Get the Assholemug. 1. A fucking idiot. Pathetic, arrogant, ruthless, annoying piece of shit. Somebody who had better not have been born. Just punch them right in the face if you meet them. I once hit a hammer right in the asshole's dirty fucking ass(mouth), and I felt like having the best time of my life for a moment looking at the hot blood streaming down the chin. Of cource, I was caught by the police, but it was worth it. He never dared try to get near me after I got out of jail and started going to school again(I was a student!). Ha!
2. The second best place where my penis feels at home(females only). I once pretended to mistake the hole and pounded my dick on my girlfriend's ass, and she said it felt pleasure like a lightning striking through her body. You don't even have to wear a condom, because there's no need to worry about becoming a daddy. Let's not talk about STDs, though.
3. Where shit comes out.
2. The second best place where my penis feels at home(females only). I once pretended to mistake the hole and pounded my dick on my girlfriend's ass, and she said it felt pleasure like a lightning striking through her body. You don't even have to wear a condom, because there's no need to worry about becoming a daddy. Let's not talk about STDs, though.
3. Where shit comes out.
1. Roger: D'you know that the asshole got beaten up by Rey and is now at the hospital waiting for an operation? Reyleigh's currently at the police station.
Gavan: What did he do?
Roger: I dunno..maybe stabbed him with a knife? He always had it when he went out..but there's no doubt he's done a great job.
Gavan: Let's have a big party when he gets out of jail!
Roger: Yeah, lets have an orgy!
Cathy: I can't wait!
2. Rey: Hey Cathy, let's fuck without using condom. I don't feel like putting them on today.
Cathy: Well, fine, but then you'll have to put your dick into the asshole, then.
Rey: Yeah.(Putting dick into vagina and start pounding her in a very hard way)
Cathy: Hey...oh,oh,oh
*8 hours later*
Rey: Cathy, I'm coming!( For the 16th time)
Cathy: Oh, oh...me too!
Both: Yeess!
*1 month later*
Docter: You have a baby, Cathy. Who did this?
Cathy: Uh..my boyfriend?
Doctor: Hey, you're supposed to not do that while I'm paying your school fee! Now I have to fuck you!
Cathy: Hurry up and fuck me. My pussy's tired of waiting.
Doctor: HERE I GO!
Cathy: Ahhhh!
3. Roger: Hey, what's up?
Cathy: Right now my asshole's spitting out shit, so will you please get out of the bathroom? It's a girls-
Roger: What the fuck are you saying? It's a boy's bathroom!
Cathy: Wha-? Ah, fuck. I mistook again. Sorry for that. I thought it was strange, look at this strange-shaped urinal!
Roger: You pooed on a urinal?! How attractive! Let's have sex!
Cathy: Why not?
Gavan: What did he do?
Roger: I dunno..maybe stabbed him with a knife? He always had it when he went out..but there's no doubt he's done a great job.
Gavan: Let's have a big party when he gets out of jail!
Roger: Yeah, lets have an orgy!
Cathy: I can't wait!
2. Rey: Hey Cathy, let's fuck without using condom. I don't feel like putting them on today.
Cathy: Well, fine, but then you'll have to put your dick into the asshole, then.
Rey: Yeah.(Putting dick into vagina and start pounding her in a very hard way)
Cathy: Hey...oh,oh,oh
*8 hours later*
Rey: Cathy, I'm coming!( For the 16th time)
Cathy: Oh, oh...me too!
Both: Yeess!
*1 month later*
Docter: You have a baby, Cathy. Who did this?
Cathy: Uh..my boyfriend?
Doctor: Hey, you're supposed to not do that while I'm paying your school fee! Now I have to fuck you!
Cathy: Hurry up and fuck me. My pussy's tired of waiting.
Doctor: HERE I GO!
Cathy: Ahhhh!
3. Roger: Hey, what's up?
Cathy: Right now my asshole's spitting out shit, so will you please get out of the bathroom? It's a girls-
Roger: What the fuck are you saying? It's a boy's bathroom!
Cathy: Wha-? Ah, fuck. I mistook again. Sorry for that. I thought it was strange, look at this strange-shaped urinal!
Roger: You pooed on a urinal?! How attractive! Let's have sex!
Cathy: Why not?
by charlie peter June 10, 2020
Get the Assholemug. by Briiiiugh November 25, 2019
Get the Assholemug.