Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.

Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

brain-assed

(adj) a brain-assed person is a person that finds others suffering material for sarcasm

oh, have you seen Rana's last post? she is a total brain-assed

by judgers'judge April 26, 2019

cheap-assedly

Pronunciation: cheep-as-ed-ly (ed pronounced as in Shakespeare). Adverb. To perform an action in a cheap-assed way.

Example: He took her out to a French bistro for Valentine's Day; then he cheap-assedly let her pay for the whole meal.

Susan is a pediatrician, but she cheap-assedly wouldn't buy the better TV for her family, because it cost $100 more.

by samuelducanada July 14, 2019

MILF Assed

When a woman turns to walk away and the view makes you realize she is a MILF.

When Johnny’s Mom dropped him off, she was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.

At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

Bald-assed bitch

What you call someone after they warn you about a mistake after you’ve already made it

Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”

by Luigi Pepperoni May 10, 2021

C'anse

Islander dude who is very cool and fun to be around once you get to know him. Also was there to witness the birth of Christ and Santa Clause at the same time ;).

Wow have you met C'anse? He's such an awesome guy

by Feed Me Poptarts July 6, 2021