Alistair

Alistair is the best boy ever he’s very caring, nice, handsome, sexy, tall, smart but to lazy to try half the time, gorgeous, cute when he needs to be, natural leader, sporty, loyal, honest, confident, has lots of dreams and lots more.
Alistair is also the best person you’ll ever meet he can either be your best friend or your enemy and you know which one you want to be because if your not fiends you’ll lose him forever which you’ll regret because when you need him he won’t be there.
Alistair is also a massive laddies man he can pull almost anyone if he’s attracted to them and if he wants them they all love him aswell, he won’t waste anytime on anyone who drags him down.
A bonus to an Alistair is that they have a very incredibly sized schlong and they know how to work that thing in bed believe me I know from first hand experience or just any sexual things they know how to do perfectly.
Overall Alistair is really a STAR person that everyone should love.

1.Is that Alistair he’s sooo attractive I really want his number

by First hand experience1# November 23, 2021

Alleta

A hawt slice of mind with an affinity for making themself sick for Home and sick of Home in the same waxing-nostalgic breath. Quietly assertive. Cagey with acquaintances yet inexplicably most comfortable when alone around people — which lends itself nicely to their habit of traveling far and wide, but exclusively by themself. Lover of animals with a tested respect for the feral and wild types. A secreted tendency to strictly blame bad-manners on pet owners as well as make harsh judgement calls of said pet owners based on the vibe of intrinsic fur babies.

If Alleta was around the silence between us would be cozy and welcome.

by FrindlyCyberspaceSpy November 23, 2021

alleta

it’s slang for “crap” in italian

boy 1: dude, do you understand anything?
boy 2: no. what’s her name again?
boy 1: mrs.alleta

boy 2: what? are you sure?
boy 1: yeah. why?
boy 2: she’s a piece of crap

by idontlikeyou<3 November 24, 2021

Alistair

An Alistair is a man who was immediately granted the powers of God at birth. He is always born to be the coolest, handsomest, mostest professionalest bowler, street fighter, and/or baker. Anyone who intends to hurt an Alistair will be smited by Alistair due to the mere thought. All Alistairs have an average GPA of 19.7, and are right below Cithulu in the food chain. All Alistairs are awesome as balls. They also reach maximum capacity schlongs at the age of 9.

Don't look Alistair in the eye; He'll fucking kill you.

If I don't pay Alistair the money I owe him, He'll break my face.

Alistair found a penny on the ground but then lost it so now He's looking for me because He needs something to punch. h e l p m e

by Not Alistair November 24, 2021

alls

balls without a b

a: alls
b: balls

by QWERTYhu66 January 19, 2022

Alister

The perfect man. Ain't nothing else gotta be said.

"I'm marrying Alister in a week. I've never met anyone like him, and I'm so excited."

by psudeom January 23, 2022

allat rappin

when you hear someone "stop allat rapping" its when someone talks the most shit but don't do shit.

example: dam cuh be doing allat rappin on instagram live but the nigga pussy as fuck he aint on shit he wont fade or shoot shit im outside his hize telling him wassup and i see the fuck nigga car parked but he not coming out jit soft asf and then i catch his ahh in the wrong hood and his scary ahh walking fast asf to his car actin like his pussahh got pole on him befoe we got beef he be out in the hood all day now he quick to stay in the hize

by 954Steph December 15, 2021