Neon Afro Horse

A one legged horse, that lives in the Amazon Rain Forest. It dwells in caves below the moist ground of the rainforest feeding on mostly roots and worms. The Neon Afro Horse is believed to be a myth but sightings and photographs of it when it emerges in the spring prove the myth to be a reality. The blood of the Neon Afro Horse is neon colored. If the blood is harvested from the horse it can provide everlasting life. The only way to kill the Neon Afro Horse is to shave off its Afro. Once its Afro is shaven it looses its Neon Blood and falls helplessly to the ground. The population of the Neon Afro Horse is abundant but recent numbers have declined do to poaching.

A one legged horse with an Afro (mostly brown though albinos do exist) instead of hooves it has toes. The blood of the horse is neon, which is the equivalent of drinking from the fountain of youth or holy grail.

Neon Afro Horse!

by Jbobfern December 28, 2009

Afrocentrism

A cult that was invented in the 1960s by misinformed (deluded) African Americans who worship ancient Egypt as the pinnacle of African civilization, forgetting that EGYPT IS THE ONLY PART OF AFRICA THAT IS GEOGRAPHICALLY CONNECTED TO EURASIA, which means that for thousands of years before Egypt or even Mesopotamia, black intermingled with white and yellow, and the Caucasian folks who built Mesopotamia gave their ideas to the MIXED-RACE natives of North Africa who eventually built Egypt.

Note: The ancient Egyptians even enslaved some of their darker-skinned brethren from south of the Sahara, whom they called Nubians.

The reason why Afrocentrism should be classified as a cult is because of the way that African Americans distorted their limited and biased interpretation of Muslim-influenced Northwest African cultures.

by sarcastic April 15, 2004

Afroduck

1. A duck with an Afro
2. A recording Label based out of Abilene Texas
3. When someone gets Johnsoned at 7:00 pm. Central time on September 26th while wearing a pear of green boxer briefs and drikning chai tea with his homies.

Yo, I saw that duck and it had a huge Afro.
Yo I just got johnsoned.
Hey, we just got signed by Afroduck Records

by Blake Earnhart November 13, 2005

Afro Thunder

When a male with an extremely large bush greases it up to be a huge afro. Then proceeds to jam his giant afro into a females butthole and yell "AFRO THUNDER!" in a roaring deep voice.

Marni was not expecting to get the Afro thunder in the ass when her dad came home from work.

by DudeDawgMan December 5, 2009

afro samurai

a man's penis

afro samurai

by kidpocari January 8, 2009

Afro Engineered

see Afrocentrism

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Afro

Pubic hair on head replaced by Geri Curl replaced by do-rag replaced by dredlocks replaced by cornrows

Only old men and ghetto people have fros.

by Ex-Jersey March 31, 2005