Adult

A person who has almost legal access to all 18+ content.

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by HookUpGeek January 4, 2019

adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017

adult zach

Adult Zach is big daddy and always wants to fuck little kids in the streets

Adult Zach fucked my 6 year old son in his sleep.

by Nova 1 ponpeyin October 25, 2017

close adult superfission

What is recommended for children using a toy atomic-reactor kit.

Now dat scientific-experiment kits using radioactive materials are banned from being manufactured or sold, there's no longer any need for close adult superfission.

by QuacksO September 13, 2022

Adult Fun Dip

Dipping your cigarettes in cocaine

"Man, I just don't get the same buzz of cigarettes that I used to."
"Try adult fun dip. You're addicted anyways."

by Italian_Stallion_97 November 14, 2021

Adulting Degenerate

Someone that can balance being responsible and being reckless.

I can’t believe Arielle’s an adulting degenerate. She’s so put together at work I didn’t expect to see her at that rave.

by Lala29 July 31, 2023

lunch like adults

Downing three Venti at Starbucks during your lunch break, in lieu of eating actual food.

It's the middle of the week, but we still have time to have "lunch like adults."

by Spencer's Humor June 30, 2016