Adult Money

The disposable income that having a stable job brings as an adult, in contrast to depending on your parents/guardians for financial support.

"Why so much He-Man stuff?"
"Oh, I loved the franchise as a kid, but never got to have any of the toys. Thanks to my adult money, I can finally channel my inner child."
"That's dope."

by Afro-Chan August 31, 2023

Child Adult

Someone who is technically an adult but feels like they are a child still. Most common amongst recent college graduates.

Man 1: I'm such a Child Adult

Man 2: What's a Child Adult?
Man 1: I'm technically an adult...but feel like I should be in high school.

Man 2: I feel that

by iamaperson123456789 June 11, 2017

advanced adulting

Being so profoundly capable of adulting that you don't even think about it anymore.

"My mortgage is paid off by my credit card that is paid automatically every month and the points are transferred to the airline company for immediate upgrades when traveling for business without surcharges"
"Holy shit dude, you're advanced adulting already"

by JewDoc2 November 9, 2019

Innocent adult

Someone who is innocent and precious and must be protected

Did you hear about cookiemonster? She’s such an innocent adult

by YankeePankee October 25, 2020

Pre adult

They are people ages 10-20.

Bartender : you are 18 you can't drink.
Girl : no I'm a pre adult.

by 459395 January 25, 2022

Play adult

A slang term for a legal adult ages 18-20 they legally cannot do anything

At age 18 your really a play adult

by 459395 April 15, 2023

fast food adultery

When you and your spouse say you are going to eat healthy together and then one of you eats fastfood in secret

It was only 2 weeks into the new year and I committed fast food adultery behind my wives back.

by Glenydotcom2 May 1, 2018