anal abuse

Completely destroying the ass with either a huge 17 inch dick or 2 fists and a foot.

Girl: Geez Timmy thats anal abuse
Timmy: No it's not, I only have 1 fist in you.

by DON'T RUB ME DADDY January 18, 2018

National abuse a short person day

The day where a person can *abuse a short person* *without permission*

It allows any type of abuse.

13 June, National abuse a short person day

by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020

Domestic spank abuse

When someone calls spank way too often, usually just to be a bully or to make their confidence level rocket upwards. They also sometimes threaten to call the police.

Dayna said she was calling the police for my spanks, so I told her it was domestic spank abuse.

by Spanky McSpankeren August 5, 2011

shouting abuse

Shouting abuse, a popular game in cars taking adolescent boys to rugby, is a game where someone in the car opens their window and shouts "abuse" very loudly at someone walking past. Extra points for making them scream.

Driver: "Look! There's someone, start shouting abuse"

Passenger: "Abuse!!!!!!"

by jeffryjirraf March 9, 2008

National abuse sam day

National abuse sam day is for all people who know a sam, he could be just really annoying or he could just be a twat. We all join in to punch him, kick him, slap him with your chanticleer or just any sort of abuse. It's always a male sam. Laws are still forced but with fewer consequences. It is celebrated on March 18th.

Sam-“hey man, ur nan. Boom.”
An intellectual-“I’M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS!” *slaps with chanticleer*
Sam-“NOOO”
The intellectual-“Thank god for its national abuse sam day, another good day”

by jeef yarson III May 25, 2020

abusement

Injuries sustained whilst engaging in an excursion on an amusement park ride

while riding a roller coaster i suffered abusement when my head got beat off the safety bar

by mistressd April 15, 2010

Use&Abuse

Use and abuse is when you meet up with a girl and spend "quality" time together.
The point of Use and Abuse is that you dont tell your mates about her. The origin of the concept was created by a legend called Reece Cheevers. We dont know who he is it's an Urban Myth

Use&Abuse:
They were a use and abuse
Were they a use and abuse?
I am going to use and abuse
Reece let's find a use and abuse for me
Did you use and abuse ella.

by Chinky Bimmy BRAY September 26, 2020