Crap rod

A rod or stick or pole that has been shoved up a womens anus and is now covered in crap.

Wayne: WTF is that smell?
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet

by inyofacenowbisch February 4, 2009

flaming rod

when a girl eats a spicy food and immediatly after gives a blow job to a male

John: Bro this girl gave me a blow job after eating a pepper and i had a flaming rod

by Johnny Cash Mann 5000 October 19, 2010

J-Rod

a girl named Sam.

Sam is a j-rod.

by osobobo March 11, 2021

lady rod

When a female is aroused or turned on by a person, situation, etc. If she had a penis, it would be erect.

She had quite the lady rod for Hugh Jackman during the movie Wolverine.

by njl2011 November 18, 2011

rod of discord

noun
the second most valuable item in terraria, behind the terra toilet

guy: "hey can i borrow your rod of discord?"
another guy: "do you know how much this thing took to get? heck no!"

by anpotato October 16, 2020

Rod dawg

A guy who is inept and overly sensitive, usually resulting from female ridicule over his small penis. Often times this insecurity brings on the desire to compensate, either through purchasing expensive Affliction clothing or by acquiring a penis pump.

Rod dawg done got ditched again by anotha Ho!

by Noseeum January 23, 2014

rod-mark

a mark or bruise left after being penis-whipped. or a mark that looks like it was left by a penis being used like a baton. Typically found on the face.

"dude, the bruise on your sister's face looks like her bf gave her a nice rod-mark!"

by Dave the Maestro February 23, 2008