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Spencer

Spencer is gay
by WOIDAIJODWAIW October 13, 2019
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Spencer

He’s a mans man he don’t give two flying fucks about what you have to say yo mama has to say obama has to say or obama’s kids have to say and he’s constantly getting that pussy no matter what and on a constant grind to get swole and shi he’s obviously the coolest person in the room and his name should be chad at this point because he’s sic as fuck and listens to slipknot and other metal bands
Not spencer: god damn spencer is fucking op
Also not spencer: ikr he probably gets so much pussy i wish i was more like spencer
by big penis parker November 23, 2021
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spencer wood

The greatest gut you will ever meet, he is caring and sweet, he loves computers and summer runs in the park, he will never leave you. Don't break his heart if you date him. He doesn't like the cold but loves to ski
by #MY_LIFE November 9, 2017
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Spencer

Dispenser. What does he dispense? Awkward situations. A strange & scrawny mf. Can't talk to people. Wacks himself to a picture of a girls hand. Gets turned on by about everything. Lives in his basement and doesn't see what's the problem with it. Had his life saved by a suspicious old man when he was 9 and that's the last physical contact he hasn't had to force. Smells like a gym bag. Generally just a fucking stinky guy. Will never ever be like his older sister- too weird and socially awkward.
Spencer: Hgh... I love... love... LOVE crime novels...
Iris: i will beat you to death
by AAAAGGGGHHH August 22, 2019
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Spencer

He is THE SWEETEST Boyfriend in the world.

Everyday he will tell you how much he loves you. He is caring, nice, funny and just all your heart needs <3

With his humor he can make you laugh and smile.

He makes sure you’re happy and he will cheer you up whenever you are sad.
A: Who is your boyfriend?

B: -my boyfriend is Spencer.

A: wow you’re really lucky
by angelhvn January 5, 2024
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Spencer

An emotionally uncommitted, hipster Millennial who loves Socialism. He can have a conversation with you on just about anything, and yet he hides away from emotions because he was hurt in the past. Yet, when he loves you, watch out. You’ll have to fall in love with a man who looks at you with eyes as intense as his.
“Spencer was staring at me, and it felt like he was looking into my soul.”
by Lou0210 August 7, 2022
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