Pete Hegseth

A pseudo-patriot on Faux News. The one thing smarmier than Sean Hannity and nastier than Truffle Butter.

Steve: I bet you don't own 51 American flags! You must hate this country!
Sarah: You're being a Pete Hegseth. Go suck off Putin!
Steve: I already have!

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Homeless Pete

Homeless Pete is a very scary, yet cool guy. He is homeless and can often be found lurking by a Love shack.

'Golly gosh! He is such an epic lad!', said Rupert. 'Yeah,' agreed Micheal, 'A real Homeless Pete'

by GollyGosher May 26, 2021

Pedo Pete

A crazy old hag who keeps her grippers out in -69°c

Pedo Pete touched me up

by Aldi manager69 February 10, 2023

Pete Quaife

The original lead guitarist of the kinks from 1964 to 1969. He was born Tavistock, Devon, England under Peter Alexander Greenlaw Kinnes. he's very underrated.

"Hey! Do you know people that formed the kinks?"
"Yes, I do! Pete Quaife and Ray Davies!"

by RodTargent October 16, 2018

squrly petes

To have the soft poop runs.

Oh' god! be right back. bathroom. Damn i got some "squrly petes".

by Ghost photo December 3, 2010

French Pete

A French Pete is a double dutch oven. Two people fart simultaneously under the covers, then try to victimize each other (or, potentially, a third party) with the trapped gases.

Jessica and Trenton farted a vicious French Pete under the blanket, and the cat ran to safety in the next room.

by Farterista December 27, 2007

Slippery Pete

An individual who excels in the company of women.

That slippery pete is stealing all the ladies tonight

by Anonymous August 28, 2003