Xavier Thompson’s are pretty sick people but they’re scared of cricket balls when facing fast bowlers but there alright at cricket.
Teacher: Hey Xavier Thompson can you come and bat?
Xavier Thompson: No I’m to scared
Teacher: Bur you’re good
Xavier Thompson: Bats and scores 50
Xavier Thompson: No I’m to scared
Teacher: Bur you’re good
Xavier Thompson: Bats and scores 50
by Iekdjnxnsjjsndmmc May 28, 2021
The act of shitting into the intake of a leaf blower and directing the spray into a large group of people like a Formula 1 driver spraying down spectators with champagne after a race. Once everyone is sufficiently covered, the whole group then engages in an orgy that may not last any less than 3 hours. Anyone attempting to exit the orgy early should be executed with extreme prejudice.
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by anonymous pengolin October 01, 2020
Xavier Stefanski is the youngest Englishman of all time, his is literally younger than a baby. He is now currently -10000 years old, and he feels anger all the time. legends have predicted that when Xavier is born, he would force everybody on earth to put their heads in a pile of bird poop. This is because he is very fond of birds and he is literally a bird himself. he could fly thousands of kilometers with one flap of his wings, which spreads hundreds of meters across. Currently he appears above the pacific ocean several times and was spotted by thousands of people. Nobody knows where he lives and what he feeds on.
Kid: hey did you see the Xavier Stefanski kid over there?
Other: Yeah, wanna eat some bird poop?
Kid: No you.
Other: Yeah, wanna eat some bird poop?
Kid: No you.
by Calum Heimbecker May 08, 2019
Xavier Stefanski is the most legendary english kid of all-time. He is literally Jesus as a child. BUT BEWARE, don’t annoy him, or he will kick you on the head and your tongue would scatter into pieces of red flesh. Not only he has powers to kick you, he can also headbutt you, and when he does that, your head would turn into a humungous soccor ball.
Xavier’s name is commonly used to show power and strength, and when you say it, you have already became a Pro of all existence.
Xavier’s name is commonly used to show power and strength, and when you say it, you have already became a Pro of all existence.
by Calum Heimbecker May 02, 2019
by Xavier Ahmed Lucas September 20, 2021