WISCAWNSON

1.The accent that Wisconsin people use. You must stress CAWN like CAWWWWNSIN.

1.Hey I'm from Green Bay WISCAWNSON.

2.Watashi wa WISCAWNSON kara kimashita!

3.Listen to how that kid from Wisconsin say Wisconsin...."When I lived in WISCAWNSON I played ice hockey and wore a cheese hot."

by The one they call Maxximus January 31, 2010

The Wisconsin Effect

1. Noun: A stange phenonmenon affecting boring young white males, whom after entering the state of Wisconsin become somewhat bold in their actions. Possibly pathogen is from kissing Wisonsinite Girl for the first time. Does not affect europeans.

Tom: hey Micheal how's it going

Micheal: piss off

Tom: What's your deal?

Micheal: I went to wisconsin

Tom: Must be the Wisconsin Effect

by Mr_red_X July 28, 2009

Wisconsin

A state that is somehow more populated than Minnesota, but has about 100 times less to offer the world. They also have a total douchebag as a governor who only answers to his corporate overlords. I really feel bad for the people that got screwed by his actions. You are welcome to move to Illinois, where human beings are actually valued.

They have an NFL team in a town that really has no business having one (hey, let's give one to every mediocre small-sized town while we are at it). Their largest city is a suburb of Chicago. The state is overshadowed by such regional "power-players" as Indiana and Michigan.

Yes, I am aware that it has beer and fireworks. Big fuckin deal... so does every state in the U.S. South, and that is the nation's anus. Beer an Fireworks are not a measure of excellence.

Wisconsin does have some good things though. Their school system was one of the best in the country, but I am sure Scott Walker will have none of that in the future. Madison is kind of pretty, and cheese curds cannot be beat.

Bill: Hey let's go to Wisconsin

Ted: Cool, what are we going to do there?

Bill: um... they have beer and fireworks.

Ted: Safeway has beer too.

Bill: Yes... that is true.

Ted: ...and wtf are we going to do with fireworks? Besides there are women in THIS state that DON'T have facial hair... let's go set off some of them.

Bill: True... fuck Wisconsin.

by Flick507 June 1, 2011

Wisconsin

Some might say Wisconsin is a beer and cheese state. Some will say its the best for parties. I say that Wisconsin is just like any other state. It is so cold you can feel you can't finger tips, but I wouldn't like Wisconsin any other why. Wisconsin is full of warm, welcoming, hard working people. some live in the city, other country and most in small towns. Wisconsin is a state that is near and dear to my heart. Now so people are jerks, but that's just people. Most are nice and will want to to feel like home. Wisconsin is the place all people with soft, loving, and caring hearts belong

Wisconsin is the coldest place in the U.S. be far. Wouldn't have it any other way

by riost November 8, 2015

Wisconsin

1.Cold fucking state (See also Minnesota
2. home of the Crazy Football Fans (Chedderheads, Cheese Heads)
3. Nice State but i like it where i live

1.Man it is fucking cold
2. WE LOST! *moons Leaving Visiting team and still doesn't get arrested*
3. meh if i stay here i'll either blow a cap in every Green Bay Native or in my own head.

by Scary Terry April 8, 2005

wisconsin

the largest suburb of chicago il.

wisconsin is only good for beer, cheese, fireworks, brats, ammo and bait all of which are purchaseable at a gas station

by jizzle dizzle July 25, 2006

Wisconsin Whitewater University

a school for idiots in the forsaken state of wisconsin where their fans are classless and racist.

a school where they have a homosexual purple bird as a mascot

jim: hey man where do you go to school?
fag: oh i go to school at wisconsin whitewater university!
jim: dude, you must be a douche bag

by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009