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The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.
Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach
by teenag-er December 31, 2012
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Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
by CallMeBez April 8, 2023
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A Whatever the fuck

A strange creature that you have no idea even existed until it claims your life.
Player: I got killed by a whatever the fuck in deeeep.io! Now I'm filled with sadness and having a depressive episode!

Dude 1: Bro I was playing Minecraft right
Dude 2: Yea?
Dude 1: And this whatever the fuck just blew up my entire base!
Dude 2: Damn bro. That sucks, but I never asked.
by Marshado June 27, 2021
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Whatever

Used by your significant other (usually a female) whenever they know you’re right but don’t want to admit or say it.
Him: You know I’m right

Her: Whatever!
by V i BE June 23, 2018
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Whatever

Hmm whatever¿
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Whatever

My dad started saying this when we keeping saying it so whatever means yes your correct
by Kw you know it December 2, 2018
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whatever

a very efficient way to stop a conversation that seems to be confirming that your point is most definitely wrong
Girl: See what did I tell you, it's not like that.
Boy: Whatever
by anonymous February 22, 2022
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