warm bread

A big fresh healthy shit.

Are you hungry? How about some nice warm bread?

by PeeBee February 14, 2004

Do it and you're warm

In case you are already cool and would rather not be, instead of saying do it and you're cool an alternative is do it and you're hot.

Ricky did not want to chug the cold bottle of water because he was freezing, but Megan told him " Do it and you're warm " so he did.

by Miranda Gallio April 29, 2020

Montucky warm snack

When a person is fingerbanging someone’s butthole resulting in a collection of warm anal secretions while simultaneously snacking on said secretions.

Hey do you want to go grab some dinner?

Oh no, I’m full my girlfriend just made me a montucky warm snack.

by OTPMWS_1 February 12, 2022

Salty warm milk

It's cum

Person 1: Dude i just had some salty warm milk left on the counter.
Person 2: YOU WHAT

by [NAME REDACTED] March 11, 2021

house warming activist

A person that eagerly tries to get the ball rolling on your house warming party. House warming activists are very tenacious and often ask you 'when is your house warming party?' every day.

Duder 1: "Dude you moved in like 2 days ago! He's already asking you about that?"

Duder 2: "Yea dude I see him every day at lunch and the first thing he says is 'When's your house warming?'."

Duder 1: "Damn son! You got yourself a house warming activist right there."

by westfalia March 5, 2010

Death warmed up

Used to describe someone who has a pale, gaunt and sickly appearance (but isn't actually terminally ill).

'My God, what's wrong with Rita? She looks like death warmed up.'

by Jim44 September 26, 2005

Warm up pictures

When you want to masturbate but you aren't hard yet. Instead of jumping right in to hardcore videos, you stiffen up with some pictures of bikini babes and such.

Dude I was totally in the mood to ejaculate but I had to look at some warm up pictures to get my meat ready to beat.

by Brockalishis December 5, 2010