wankerage

An object or situation which leaves a person feeling frustrated and annoyed

"What a load of wankerage !"

by SabaKB October 30, 2008

Wankerous

Something self-indulgent, of interest only to the person who produced it. This thing inspires rancor.

The blog entry detailing the deep inner thoughts and feelings of the writer was extremely wankerous.

by Giselle G May 3, 2010

Walker wishbone

When a dude is taking a shit and he takes a picture of his cock with the fat turd in the background then sends it to his chick.

I was bored while taking a shit and I sent my chick a walker wishbone!

by Walker Berens May 12, 2010

wankerlust

The innate desire to masturbate around the world.

"My wankerlust has been stifled by my financial ailments my entire life."

"Racking up those frequent flyer miles to expedite my wankerlust even further."

by bman0255 October 14, 2013

Wackensack

A place people would consider a "fly-over" town or city. It is a small, undeveloped area of a state. Some might call it uncultured...

I don't know how they do it down in Wackensack but here in Kansas City, we don't use sporks.

by newyorkcitylondonlosangeles December 22, 2017

Spanner Wanker

Another definition of a Stoker, a MEM (Marine Engineering Mechanic) in the Royal Navy.

That Spanner Wanker is a right greasy bugger.

by Mr Rusher August 21, 2007

crank wanker

A derogatory term for a guy signifying that they love to masterbate or "whack off." Could be substituted for-
"He's a real jack-off."

You're a real crank wanker.

by Walt Stratton January 30, 2008