Viking Metal

A ficticious genre, typically endorsed by wiccans, limp wristed males, and fat females alike. It is very much similar to unicorns, in that to be able to see unicorns, you must truly believe they exist. And much the same as believing in unicorns, if you believe in viking metal, you're truly a femmewimp.

I think Amon Amarth is viking metal because I am a homosexual.

by Bitchtosser July 14, 2009

Vikings

Vikings; deeply unpleasant Scandanavians, with limited culture and bloodlust. If they couldn't steal or shag something they'd smash it. Large numbers settled in Yorkshire and the rest is history. "You can all ways tell a Yorkshire man but you can't tell him much" They are the source of the red hair common on the east coast of Britain and Ireland, particularly Scotland and the North East of England. Possibly the drunkeness there too. Scandanavia is a nice place to visit, if a little quiet, but this is because all their hooligans were dumped in the British Isles in the 10th century

Vikings, Scandanavians, shag, Yorkshire, Britain, Ireland

by weslangdon April 21, 2013

Vikingcore

Vikingcore is a sub-genre of Heavy Metal. It is, as you guessed, viking themed metal. This is not to be confused with Black Metal or Pirate Metal. Vikingcore is its own genre. Vikingcore was first coined by QuickRiffs on Youtube.

Amon Amarth is the best Vikingcore band there is.

by QuickRiffs October 31, 2009

Viking Curtain Suprise

When a mans pubic hair is so long it hides his quivering member that it could be a vagina

Charl- you will not believe what i went home with last night
Sally - oh my god, no, what?
Charl - A VIKING CURTAIN SUPRISE
Sally - Thats horrific
Charl - Yes, it was

by The dark Side 69 February 4, 2009

angry viking

While you are making, gentle, sweet, passionate love to a beautiful woman, and you suddenly switch to her asshole and pound the feces out of that slut.

During our honeymoon, I introduced her to the Angry Viking technique.

by C.A$hMoney May 2, 2016

Viking

Only the most badass name to ever exist. Only given to men who seem to be wariors. Smarter than shit, and can can beat up anyone except for Chuck Norris. Also drop-dead sexy.

Girl 1: Look at that kid over there, he must be named Viking

Girl 2: Most def

Girl 1: Wanna see if he'll join us for a threesome?

Girl 2: Sure

by DefMaker11111111111 August 21, 2011

Viking metal

Satanist, synth-driven metal rock that comes from Scandinavian countries like Sweden and Norway.
also called : Nordcore.

not a metalhead myself..but I listen to Darkthrone... they truly rock.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006