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Venetia

Venetia is a retarded piece of shit, that thinks she's smart.
"Venetia is so dumb"
by Urban Dictionary372947 August 20, 2022
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Venetia

Venetia is not a smart man, and he is very not smart like patrick spongebob and burps and farts alot
"Ew is that venetia?"
"Stop farting!"
by Venetia hater August 20, 2022
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Venetian Arsenal

A sexual position in where two penises or other similar objects are inserted simultaneously into another's orifice.
"Damn, I heard that Kathy got the venetian arsenal last night, there is no way she is walking after that".
"Two pipes are always greater than one my brother"
by SPRM_ October 4, 2022
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Venec Entity

V.E.N.E.C. MEASUREMENT
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The V.E.N.E.C. measurement is a measure of the entity named "Venec". This entity is mostly going around you or to you, but he is unarmed so he cant do any critical damage. The Venec entity looks like a nicely dressed man with wreath on head.
The V.E.N.E.C. Mesurement has 4 levels of danger
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White Zone= 0-20%

Yellow Zone= 21-40%

Red Zone= 41-70%

Purple Zone= 71-100%
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Purple zone is called
HIGH V.E.N.E.C. ACTIVITY
If you are in the White Zone, you are completely fine.
If you are in the Yellow Zone, be concerned it will be sometimes be around you.
If you are in the Red Zone, we recommend to fortify your home.
If you are in the Purple Zone, move 5mil. blocks away.
(Recommended by the civilians of the purple zone "LastSandy and Skeptability")

The entity has a power of multiplying itself to 2 and more entities. The Venec sightings are mostly on the "Dick" island, the land owned by Lastsandy and Skeptability.
Recommendations:

Live in mountains - the entity has a problem with bad terrain, so it will be around you less often.

Have a bow/crossbow - this can easily scare the entity away.

Nether - the entity hates the nether.
WARNING!: If you kill the entity, it will come back and more often.

It can be easily jailed if possible to lure him,
but he will try to escape at any costs, or even do a suicide (ucciditi) to get away.

If you get killed by the entity, it will show his dominance.
Hey the "Venec Entity" is looking at us
I just killed the "Venec Entity" with a crossbow
by anonymous October 13, 2022
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venezuelan bird feeder

when a man straddles a woman sticking his dick in her mouth, then reaches back and grabs her feet, and leans forward and throws her feet under his armpits.
Sandy almost gagged last night after eating from my venezuelan bird feeder.
by falcoiii October 15, 2022
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Venekii

Venekii can be defined as a sore loser that hides in its bed whenever a rodent or roach comes near to it. Its also one of the biggest playboys on the planet. Venekii is also known for its stupidity and dumbness.
I can't believe i became Venekii for a second.
by ArtKileer216 January 14, 2023
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Veneno

maldito veneno me tiene despierto
by Jorcheeze July 15, 2023
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