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Upper Storey

Noun - The brain; one's ability to think, understand, and rationalize.

Origin:
The head or brain, as in He's not all there in the upper story. This expression transfers the literal sense of a higher floor in a multistory building to the top portion of the human body. Richard Bentley used it in A Dissertation on the Epistles of Phalaris (1699), where he compares a man with "brains ... in his head" to a man who has "furniture in his upper story."
1. There is something wrong with her upper storey!
2. Sorry for that man, My upper storey is not great right now.
by sharerainbows March 9, 2023
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Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023
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upper case gums with lower case teeth

When someone has messed up teeth and none are missing including some baby teeth.
Used to describe when someone has some jacked up teeth. Especially when they have all of their adult teeth and still have baby teeth that never fell out but just cramped together. “That bitch has some upper case gums with lower case teeth.”
by RU4BN8 April 8, 2023
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Upper deck foul

When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.
You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.
by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023
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upper school crush

This means to have an interest in someone who is older than you or someone who is in a year above you
"Kurt used to be my upper school crush"
by Biggiereds June 22, 2023
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Upper’suck

When you 69 and the man is on top and you have to upper’suck the penis
Staniel got upper’sucked by Michelle
by anonymous December 5, 2023
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