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Ultimate Jenga

Basically like normal Jenga but every time you take a piece out of the tower you have to do a shot of tequila. Other alcohols can be used if tequila isn't available. In the end your so drunk it gets very difficult to keep the tower standing. When the tower is knocked over the players get to decide a humiliation for the loser. What happens in the end all depends on how drunk you are and how much you like the loser.
Dude, let' play ultimate jenga.
by Mootixie August 2, 2008
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Ultimate felch

When felchers get together for a felch fest that lasts for days.
All the felchers and felchees went to the ultimate felch!
by Grelber June 5, 2009
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Ultimate Disrespect

When someone disrespects you so badly no matter what you say back will mean anything your where powned in the epic way the only way to counter it would be to say "your face"
other person: hey

you: what do you want?

other person: yo momma

you: yo momma is so fat when she goes in the house she goes in the house and she makes food.

other person: yo momma's blood type is Ragu!

(ultimate disrespect)

you: your face

(counter ultimate disrespect)
by fuckyouverymuch October 2, 2009
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Ultimate Fisting

You have previously read about fisting. But when you are in bed with your partner, you realize that her "hole" isnt big enough. so you contemplate the idea on what you should do. So you lay her down calmly, then throw a right hook punch at her vagina. The force of your punch shatters her pelvis, allowing you to insert your fist into her.

also, while you are throwing the punch, you yell, "ULTIMATE FISTING," really loud.
dude her vagina was so small so i had to do some ultimate fisting to make it big enough for sex.
by babysleigher69 March 17, 2011
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ultimate shame

The act of putting a sticker on a person's back without the victim noticing. You then call 'ultimate shame' and laugh childishly behind their back. The aim is to make it stay as long as you can.

The more common stickers are the small fruit ones, found on apples, bananas etc...
Courtney peeled the nectarine sticker off carefully and lightly patted Simon on the back. This resulted in her calling 'ultimate shame' and the rest of her friends laughing. Simon just felt confused.
by Citronic December 9, 2008
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Ultimate Shitler!

After some filthy anal sex, wipe ur dirty cock on her top lip and jizz in her hair.

Smooth down her hair in a Hilter style an the stand to attention, do a Nazi salute an shout "Heil Shilter!"
"Ah man, after I nailed Carneys mum in the ass I gave her the Ultimate Shitler!"
by BigTruck1981 April 11, 2010
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Ultimate Troll

When someone goes out of there way to troll people. Can make most laugh with their trolling tactics.
Darius: Chris why would u do that?!?

Chris: You know me, I’m The ULTIMATE TROLL 🤡
by LPeezy February 14, 2022
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