Turdnado

1. A shitstorm of epic ferocity that hits without warning.

WIFE: How was work today?
HUSBAND: Everything was great until about 2 o'clock when that TURDNADO hit. I'm lucky I made it out of there alive.

by @DJCharlieBlac September 5, 2013

turdpidation

A feeling of fear or agitation about the humongous dump you're about to take.

Steve set off for the shitter with a feeling of turdpidation, he knew this one was gonna hurt.

by BHills_Butthead May 9, 2015

Turdtown, USA

Slang for an area, usually inside or adjacent to an area shared by humans, heavily populated by domestic animals.

Well my dear rabbit friends, you have certainly made this fine space into Turdtown, USA!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

turd dust

The opposite of fairy dust, indicating that something is tainted, ruined, or just bad.

It appears that this pathetic party has been totally sprinkled in turd dust.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

turtlesque

Adjective describing someone or something that is exceedingly slow.

She was passive aggressive to the point of being turtlesque.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

turtlemind

A term for being entirely in the moment while taking joy in the journey, no matter how slow or uneventful it seems.

I began to enjoy my life when I started to have moments of what I like to call turtlemind.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

Turkey-back

Noun - A slang term for people from New England in reference to the Pilgrims and Thanksgiving.

"Look at those matching Turkey-backs in their Patriots jerseys over there. Hey, Turkey-backs! Turkeys up, bro!"

by Indefatigablysardonic June 11, 2020