Not a truck

A very smart definition of internet.

Internet is not a truck, it's a series of tubes.

by Sorvahr January 28, 2009

dumps like a truck

junk in the trunk or a large rear end; badunkadunk

she got dumps like a truck, truck, truck, guys like what, what, what
-Sisqo

by Tiff April 9, 2004

Fuck You Truck

(n) a large truck, generally a Dodge Ram or Ford F250. The bed of said truck is never used to haul anything. Most commonly driven by douche bags and assholes who feel empowered by their large trucks to disregard all automotive courtesies.

I couldn't find a parking spot because some Fuck You Truck was taking up two spaces.

I'll meet you later. I have to wax the bed of my Fuck You Truck.

by Frankiecaps September 30, 2009

truckhawk

Gay man that cruises truck stops and highway rest areas looking to hook up with truck drivers.

"As the trucker pulled into the rest area, he noticed several truckhawks in their cars, flashing their taillights at him."

by [e-mail] September 2, 2005

trucker method

When engaged in sex doggy style, at the moment of ejaculation, you back up and unload.

"I didn't have a condom, so I had to use the trucker method on her."

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

Mother Trucker

(N.) A euphemism for Big, Mother F**ker! A profanity loophole. Also, a crappy video game.

"Big Mutha Truckers" is an atrociously bad game on the X-Box.

by G-Union October 21, 2003

crash the yoghurt truck

To ejaculate onto something, your hand, your favourite 'rhythm' magazine, or an unsuspecting young fillies face.

Cleanup on ilse five!

by Chest August 3, 2003