Tot Armor

The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling.
"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The tot armor is tired, fam."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025
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Half Tot

Of or pertaining to half measures, fucking something up, or doing something bush league. Generally, a half tot or being half tot is not a good thing. Half-assed.
by Jd4today September 12, 2022
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otter tot

person with low-self esteem and is more intelligent than they think; they usually consider themselves to be extremely simple-minded. They have hidden potential and believe themselves to have lower IQ than believed.
That guy right there, Troy, is an otter tot. He thinks he's dumb, but he got an A+ on his chemistry test last week.
by Ben Dover the RailRover December 18, 2018
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Tots could

"Tots could" emerged from the legend of a creature called "Tots." This creature eats people who say extremely stupid things in response to normal reactions or statements. However, since people are quite stupid, it takes a while for Tots to identify and devour them. To activate him, people recite the ancient mantra: "Tots could." Mind you, you CANNOT by ANY means complete the sentence ("Tots could eat you"), for that is the greatest sin and disgrace to Lord Tots.
Jack:"What's a kettle? "
Tethys:"Tots could right now"
by HeurseShert August 04, 2024
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Tot-Tay

I saw a tot-tay on the floor and picked it up.
by MKJLover July 17, 2022
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bucci tot

A casual insult toward wrong, scandalous, or tater tot-like individuals. synonyms: fake, thotty, basic, rude, and just no good.
Ugh Marshal is such a bucci tot today.
by gregthetot November 28, 2018
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