tolerance of a mousetrap

A term used to describe a person or creature with no patience or tolerance. Someone who snaps easily.

Bob: You wanna get something to eat man?
Larry: Sure. Not McDonald's though. I had that yesterday.
Bob: GOD DAMN IT LARRY! WHY CANT YOU EVER EAT WHERE I WANT TO!?
Larry: Jeez man. You've got the tolerance of a mousetrap.

by Hackfail August 10, 2012

Tooberlober

Someone who likes anus in and around their anus.

Wow, Connor is such a tooberlober!!

by Sir Tooberlober October 25, 2012

TOOed

An adjective to describe when you are WAY too fucked up
You can also use it as a verb to describe doing something fucking awesome

Ex 1: you are TOOed
Ex2: you just TOOed this shit out of that soccer ball.

by Malex9999 December 31, 2012

tolerrelationship

A relationship in which one only tolerates the other, much like a sibling relationship.

Stacy: Is Ron and Anne a thing? They don't look as if they enjoy each other's company.
Leah: They're in a tolerrelationship.

by TheBrous April 14, 2014

tooferproof

Being ready to resist the inevitable sales in stores - like two-for-one deals - and stick to your shopping list and budget.

From now until Christmas I tooferproof myself by leaving the plastic at home and only taking the cash I can afford to spend.

by Cross67 September 11, 2014

Toner

A musical boner. Getting excited/aroused because someone has the same music taste as you do. It's even better when they are as into the band/song as you are.

Dillan likes the same band I do. Hearing him tell me about his favorite lyrics gives me such a toner.

by Ayyyebuddy June 13, 2015

toner

The thing your printer is ALWAYS out of.

Joe: The damn printer is out of toner again! And I gone 5 minutes before class starts...

by Sir_Reginald_N00bington November 28, 2015