Tomalong

When a man named tom takes a long time or leaves you waiting.

Person 1: Tom said he'd be 5 minutes half an hour ago

Person 2: Oh tomalong!

by mmmmvv July 10, 2012

Tomahawk

A fucking toxic loser

Bryce was a fucking tomahawk

by xXMike57Xx July 11, 2019

todays mathematics

It is a breakdown of the numerical values found in the date numbers. Because each number has a specific meaning, each date has its own mathematics.

Yo bro. What are todays mathematics looking like?

by ButtaBiscuit June 4, 2022

Today

Is going to be rough.

Hym "Today is not going to be a good day. This could be so much easier but the world needs braying donkeys to slave away in the salt mines. So... Off I go!"

by Hym Iam June 9, 2022

You're Looking Progressive Today

A casual greeting for a straight person to say to a homosexual person. Note that this is not to be used in a homophobic/mocking manner.

I saw my gay friend Adam today and said to him "You're Looking Progressive Today".

by The Nicholas and the Cage June 17, 2016

The Flying Car of the Future, Today

One of Phineas and Ferb's inventions. Legend has it that it's still pulling to the right to this very day.

Phineas: "The Flying Car of the Future, Today, is still pulling a bit to the right."

by sks316#2523 November 5, 2019

Suck Todays Dick

To take a massive rip out the bong (LUX Scientific or whatever you have) for the first time each day. Every day

yo, what time is it?

TIME TO SUCK TODAYS DICK!!!!!

by All Day Every Day March 13, 2009