a brown spot left in the toilet by a turd recetly flushed. Occuring most often after a long night of mixed drinks.
toilet bruises have also been found in bus and train stations as well as households.
toilet bruises have also been found in bus and train stations as well as households.
my in-laws decided to leave me some memories of last night in the form of toilet bruises before leaving town on the bus...
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This is the occurrence where one individual is sitting on the toilet either urinating or defecating and another individual needs to urinate. The first individual leans back to allow the second individual to urinate between the others legs. Thus saving time and energy. This act is never to be spoken of.
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