Walrus syndrome

When your girls pussy looks like the mouth of a walrus.

"I wonder why I can't maintain a relationship"

"I guarantee it's because of your walrus syndrome"

"You might be right my pussy is pretty gross"

"Ew"

by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017

Walrus

A glorious creature blessed by god herself

Usually named Larry

Larry: Phish Walrus

Everyone: Let's get married

Larry: Ima marry ur mom

by n_u_m_l_o_k April 26, 2022

slobbery walrus

Receiving an extra sloppy wet blowjob or rug munching from an obese person.

I took a chance on a chubby at the bar and before I left the parking lot she was already giving me a slobbery walrus.

by gandergandalf April 15, 2015

belching walrus

After a guy blows a wad in a chicks mouth, he puts two fingers over the center of her lips and punches her in the stomach, which causes the jizz to run out of the sides of her mouth and look like walrus tusks.

I did the belching walrus to Suzy last night, she was pissed.

by tttttttttt2121 November 23, 2009

wednesday walrus

on wednesday when a fat guy hops on top of you and screams while he punctures your hole

last night i had the wednesday walrus

by 11yearoldfatguy December 13, 2021

commando walrus

that internet guy with a abnormally big cock

so i seen his commando walrus bulging in the jeans

by satan6969rawr August 2, 2024

Floppy walrus

A sex move, with the man on top. Similar to missionary, but the does not hold himself up. Instead just flop around like a beached walrus.

“Oh bro, you totally should have been there, I just did the floppy walrus and she loved it!”

by Rubydoooooooo April 7, 2022