Child support payments
I saw my picture hanging on a rest stop bulletin board in Indiana because I was behind on my Crotch Tax.
by Eric Thorsland September 12, 2012
"I made GE 2 million by inventing a new process for distributing power."
"How much did you make for doing that?"
"My salary is $200,000 a year."
"So basically GE taxed you 90% of the money you made them."
"Yeah, I guess I paid some sort of wage tax."
"How much did you make for doing that?"
"My salary is $200,000 a year."
"So basically GE taxed you 90% of the money you made them."
"Yeah, I guess I paid some sort of wage tax."
by Synthisis December 22, 2015
Guy 1: Why did you pay for a whole year of nudes?
Guy 2: Why not.
Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.
Guy 2: Why not.
Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.
by feins September 11, 2020
Dickhead Tax - /ˈdikˌhed ˈtaks/- Noun - In a service or customer facing industry, this is a tax that, when levied, adds 25% extra time spent on any task being performed at the request of, or for, someone who blatantly lacks common courtesy.
"That dude was being an ass-bandit, so I charged him the 'Dickhead Tax,' and now his coffee won't be ready for pickup until next Thursday at 4 PM."
by TheAirman1986 November 05, 2021
Cover up for having sex
by tourangh September 24, 2006
by cleevus September 12, 2003
a time of the year (usually February-April) where broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich. Tax money usually gets spent on Gucci, True Religion, Jordan's, and other unnecessary brands. When their tax money runs out, they go back to being broke.
Bill: Oh my, it's almost tax season again!
Bobby: Broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich.
Bobby: Broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich.
by Yolo Drake March 12, 2015