Go sit on a tater

Go sit on a potato - i.e. Go fuck yourself.

"Top of the mornin' to you."
"Go sit on a tater."

by Madmikeandbob October 30, 2021

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Later Tater

When you have to shit but you refuse to (or don't get time) while at work, so you decide you'll shit when you get home.

Man, I can't wait to get home for a later tater

by Knor88 January 16, 2025

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stinky tater tots

when a man has an allergic reaction to his own semen causing his testicles to turn yellow from infection. if untreated, this can lead to the scrotal deterioration which causes the testicles to become exposed and openly releasing the infection. the infection has an odor that smells similar to a rotting potato. due to the color and smell, it was awarded the name "Stinky Tater Tots."

"I heard from Dr. Smith's secretary that Jim Bob got "Stinky Tater Tots" because of his drug habit." "That sucks! I would rather have herpes than that!"

by Green Bottle Blu April 14, 2014

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tater hater

someone that hates taters. could be tater tots, could be a girl names tater. who knows!

gabby: “want to go to the mall with me and tater?”
haley: “HELL NO NOT WITH HER”
gabby: “miss gurl, don’t be such a tater hater!!”

by hotmom101 November 10, 2020

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tater swaddler

The little containers that fries come in from the drive thru (or those other mysterious options that allude me).

Maybe I am just super gassed and most definitely a little bit off today (and the past 47 years), but do the fries in the bottom of the bag taste WAY better than in the tater swaddler?

by Licky Ladies July 20, 2023

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