Billboard Status

Something that deserves to be on a billboard for everyone to see

Guy 1: Dude did you see that sick "Tantrum to Blind" I landed on the wakeboard?!
Guy 2: Yea dude, that was so sick , definitely Billboard Status.

by AlmightyMoe August 22, 2011

Status-Swap

You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"

Status-Swap: You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"

by Tall Tom B. March 17, 2014

Status gossip

When someone gets information off your Facebook status and tells someone else the said information.

Natalie says to John, "I got some good status gossip. I hear your girlfriend wants to meet Julie."

John - "How did you know that?"

Natalie - "I read it on Julie's Facebook status."

by Organically Opinionated November 5, 2009

L status

Someone who has an L opinion and thinks their original but their really just uncool and not funny

Who…? Cares
L status

by Zmoqov December 3, 2021

warlock status

The state of being higher than a wookie.
To be a higher class of wookie.
Given to those know for wooking out hardcore.

You get 20 warlock status points for a good accordion solo.
Those grilled string cheese sandwichs are warlock status.

by ninja joe777777777777777 May 4, 2011

cab status

A state of intoxication so severe that not even walking home is an option.

Dude, steve was fucking cab status last night, he couldn't even walk so we had to put him in a cab to get home.

by pummy April 29, 2009

Cheese Status

Its the amount of smegma you have

guy 1: Ayo whats your cheese status

guy 2: what does that mean

by YeBoiCheese May 24, 2021