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starfish slurpee

When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.
Yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee
by dabatrin February 10, 2018
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Starfishing

When one lays spread-Eagle and naked due to heat exhaustion
Kim was starfishing on the bed after a day spent sweating in the sun
by culluchi July 19, 2016
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death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!
Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.
by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023
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Starfish

A derogatary word men typically use for sexual partners that they are not able to bring to orgasm.

A term men launch at others in an attempt to deflect their own inadequacy at pleasing sexual partners.

Often used by males who are raping someone, even within marriage.
I didn't offer foreplay or give her an orgasm and then she had the audacity to lie there like a starfish while I jackhammered her for 20 minutes.
by Ancora Imparo August 31, 2023
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Starfish

A slang term for butthole in the words of John Cena aka PeaceKeeper
I got a rash on my Starfish
by Jaketheduck April 17, 2022
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muddy starfish

Did you do anal with Alexa?

Yeah she's got a muddy starfish and I had poop on my cock
by NOTashitrider April 9, 2023
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Forbes starfish

the act of shitting into another persons asshole
Me and my homeboy went home last night for a Forbes starfish
by Childfollower April 18, 2025
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