by Rorshak July 4, 2011
Get the Desert Pikeemug. by ca22ny July 1, 2011
Get the desert island personmug. Note to be confused with : " desert slut " or " legal Nevada prostitute ". These two words have very little relation to what desert whore means.
Basically a woman that has gone homeless in the middle of the dessert, that is trying anyway to get money to survive, rather it be being begging to pass by drivers, or by soliciting sex for money from pass by drivers.
Basically a woman that has gone homeless in the middle of the dessert, that is trying anyway to get money to survive, rather it be being begging to pass by drivers, or by soliciting sex for money from pass by drivers.
*Somewhere on the road in death valey two people are in the car*
Person 1: Hey slow down, I think I see a very worn out tired looking woman asking for a ride.
Driver : Sure
*After slowing down*
Driver: Hi, are you asking for a ride?
Woman: Oh .. no thank you, I was asking do you have some spare change? If not, I am willing to have sex with you for $10.
*Driver rolls window back up with out responding, and speeds off*
Driver: That's why they say never to never stop for someone in the middle of the dessert. They are either a serial killer or a desert whore.
Person 1: Oh... Well I learned something new today.
Person 1: Hey slow down, I think I see a very worn out tired looking woman asking for a ride.
Driver : Sure
*After slowing down*
Driver: Hi, are you asking for a ride?
Woman: Oh .. no thank you, I was asking do you have some spare change? If not, I am willing to have sex with you for $10.
*Driver rolls window back up with out responding, and speeds off*
Driver: That's why they say never to never stop for someone in the middle of the dessert. They are either a serial killer or a desert whore.
Person 1: Oh... Well I learned something new today.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
Get the desert whoremug. When your best friend flys out of AZ to Utah and gets you into a gay 3 way and shoves a cactus up your ass. That’s a dirty desert.
by The Utah king May 11, 2022
Get the Dirty desertmug. To commit to dry January, whilst also acknowledging that it rains in the desert. Sometimes, it even pours. Especially in monsoon season.
“Am I participating in ‘Dry January’, Chad? Nay. Not I, learned sir. I’ve gone full Chalamet, bruh. Desert January. When it rains, it pours. Glory to the fighters!”
by spankalonious-monk January 11, 2024
Get the Desert Januarymug. To commit to dry January, whilst also acknowledging that it rains in the desert. Sometimes, it even pours. Especially in monsoon season.
“Am I participating in ‘Dry January’, Chad? Nay. Not I, learned sir. I’ve gone full Chalamet, bruh. Desert January. When it rains, it pours. Glory to the fighters!”
by spankalonious-monk January 11, 2024
Get the Desert Januarymug. Desert Hills is a town in Arizona otherwise known as Northern Phoenix. it is horse country filled with a bunch of rodeo people. when you walkoutside it smells like horses. it is no where for a amazing artist ,and i would NEVER suggest anyone live here it is about 5 miles from anthem.
Bob- hey bill where are you moving again?
Bill- with my cowboy uncle who lives in the middle of nowhere with his horses. it is some little town named desert hills
Bob- that sucks i would hate to live there
Bill- with my cowboy uncle who lives in the middle of nowhere with his horses. it is some little town named desert hills
Bob- that sucks i would hate to live there
by Jane Vanity December 30, 2011
Get the Desert Hillsmug.