Thanos

A big ugly grape that is wearing a oven mit.

Hi thanos

by get yeeeted April 30, 2019

Thanos

After decades of ridicule and bullying, Grimace changed his name, hit the gym hard, and got built. Now he's tired of your shit.

Thanos:
...and just like that
*SNAP*
Grimace is dead

by this is bacon May 4, 2019

Thanos

When you put your thumb in a girl's vagina and your middle finger in her asshole and then snap your fingers.

I just gave that girl a Thanos last night

by TDia October 12, 2022

Thanos

Jenny Yang

Where is Thanos?!
I don’t know probably at Cheam

by Jenny Yang September 2, 2019

Thanos

A giant purple grape who will not give up his rather impressive rock collection at the pawn shop.

Thanos: fifty’s my best offer, sorry, that’s all I can do.

by ᴛʜᴀɴᴏs ᴄᴀʀϟ April 28, 2019

Thanos

A big purple egg with some bling.

Thanos be lookin like an egg.

by sweatyboi123 October 23, 2018

Peter Thanos

Peter Thanos, the greek chick magnet. Wherever this sick cunt goes, pussy follows. The only thing bigger than his body count is his weight.

This breed of alpha male will hit on anything, it even tried to get with its cousin once.

OMG, it's Peter Thanos, he has 69 chicks by his side! Looks like someone needs to stop eating the burgers though!

by MikeHunt8888 March 15, 2022