status ninja

One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.

Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"

by mangyoldog January 10, 2013

Blown Status

A new way to express a current status of relaxation. Any status can be expressed by replacing the first word with an adjective.

jonny: "dang dude that was some good stuff"

chris: "Blown status!"

Jonny: "dude, lets go to a rave!"

chris: "Gay Status!"

by KEYONE22 January 20, 2011

warlock status

The state of being higher than a wookie.
To be a higher class of wookie.
Given to those know for wooking out hardcore.

You get 20 warlock status points for a good accordion solo.
Those grilled string cheese sandwichs are warlock status.

by ninja joe777777777777777 April 15, 2011

Blink Status

The point you reach when incredibly fucking high
Happens after taking full length pen rips on the highest setting

Jack: Yo check out Jay’s eyes
Cam: Yeah I know they’re so fucking bloodshot
Danny: You already know Jay is Blink Status

by BlinkGang March 08, 2018

concrete status

When your d is so hard for it

Bae, I'm concrete status.. I can't go in the barn like this... It's like a productionon line.

by Xoxoittybittytitty October 22, 2015

status riding

When someone 'likes' or approves of everything that you post on a social network.

He has been status riding me like crazy, no matter what I post!

by keepinitreal19 May 12, 2011

L status

Someone who has an L opinion and thinks their original but their really just uncool and not funny

Who…? Cares
L status

by Zmoqov December 03, 2021