Smooth as a pickle

The opposite of being smooth

"Derek, how's your day going?"

"It's about as smooth as a pickle."

by Pickled donkey December 18, 2019

pickle neil

look max i turned myself into a pickle im pickle neil

neil: im a pickle max im a pickle im pickle neil

max: what the FUCK

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 24, 2020

Whisper pickle

Another name for a firearm suppressor.

I like that little whisper pickle, it stops my ears from ringing.

by MudslideMan June 14, 2023

Pickling the Onion

Something to respond with when someone asks what you’re doing

James - what’re you doing later?

Me - Just pickling the onion

by Onion Pickler August 29, 2019

Pickle smooch

A person kissing a penis

Johnathan is a pickle smooch.

by Smok710 February 19, 2019

Pickle Smoker

Pickle smoker, someone who loves inhaling the smell of a big veiny, hairy cock so much that it becomes an addiction.

Guy 1: Hey, I never knew Lucas was a fag. See him with that tweaker pimp last night?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's a born and bred authentic pickle smoker.

by charlesyeetstein78 October 17, 2019

side pickle

The guy version of "side bitch".

I was going to hang out with my main man tonight, but instead I'm going to hang out with side pickle instead. He fucks better.

by ChocolateDurnDurn March 5, 2015