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People who write herp-slurp

The person who added that to the urban dictionary and doesn't realize that herpes can be also transmitted through mouth contact.
People who write herp-slurp and don't know their health facts are dumb.
by Anon305 December 4, 2010
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Herp De Derp De Tittly Tum

A phrase originating on South park. It was used to insult Rob Schneider and his various roles. Used to express that there's just no point in explaining how ridiculous his roles are.
Rob Schneider is...Herp de derp de tittly tum.
by Kaira Pepper April 29, 2011
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You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse

A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.
Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.

OR

Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019
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syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids

a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.
Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.
by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010
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Hand Herpes

When someone has a sexual herpes on their hand that they got from sexual activity or from a red marker
OMG that Butch witch has hand herpes
by mrstealyobish69 April 26, 2015
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Irish Herpes

The light brown froth left on one’s upper lip when drinking a heavy, dark stout beer like Guinness.
It’s time to give myself a bad case of Irish Herpes.”
by EM2 June 21, 2023
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Herps

It means ‘Herpes’ but this slow person said it’s “Herps” so it’s just the bootleg version of ‘Herpes’
“He gave you herps”
by Zeiora March 6, 2019
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