by Tony Tzoots May 20, 2021

"Last night I was watching Ass Fuck #9 and Jacked off, and the I slept in my cold goo."
"Dude, you are fucked!"
"Dude, you are fucked!"
by Joe Archer January 2, 2006

A marijuana spiked dessert commonly made by hippies for hippies and consists of ganja, peanut butter, chocolate, flour, and a smorgasbord of other headie ingredients.
Guy 1: Hey brah, how much for the goo ball?
Guy 2: 1 for 5, 3 for 10.
Guy 1: F that dude- I'm not a custie
Guy 2: 1 for 5, 3 for 10.
Guy 1: F that dude- I'm not a custie
by don not donovan June 2, 2009

by kile miner March 26, 2006

"What's the proper pronunciation of Cannes? Is it 'can' or 'con'?" "I dunno. Go do your Goo-diligence."
"Is it a blind date?" "Sort of, but I did my Goo-diligence on him, and he's okay."
"Is it a blind date?" "Sort of, but I did my Goo-diligence on him, and he's okay."
by ColdMiser March 8, 2006

by Cory Haim September 9, 2007

The gooey mess made when some dumbass playing Pokémon Go gets run over by a truck, car, van, train or any other motorized vehicle. Can also be made when the dipshits walk of cliffs or tall buildings.
Did you hear another millennial was turned to Pokemon goo in Central Park? At least he won't be able to reproduce!
by CoonGirlLover August 25, 2016
