crust

Someone who shows up to every social event without actually being invited. Although not particularly hated, most people would prefer it if they weren't there.

Damn Daniel, why you such a crust?

by kickthesquid May 12, 2016

Crust Girl

A girl that intentionally does things they know for certain will annoy someone. A ne’er do well.

“Becky knows that Greg is persnickety about grammar and yet she on purposefully riles him up by mismatching lose and loose. She a total Crust Girl.”

by RackHansen April 27, 2022

Crust cake

The back splash of pee or shit on the underside of the toilet seat.

A person who is the lowest of lows in your eyes. A shitty person who doesn't deserve your respect or time.

That crust cake is finally out of my life forever.

by truoodle November 12, 2020

crust as fuck

When you're too god damn crust to give a fuck and you reek of apolitical ideology.

Dude did you see that guys dreads? He's crust as fuck! I really like her ACAB patch.

by killcops March 21, 2017

crust dust

crust dust is nutritional yeast, or nootch. crust punks put it on all of their dumpstered/freegan food so they get their vitamins.

railspike boosted a bag of crust dust from whole foods. we are gonna put it on the vegan pizza we dumpstered!

by _amebix_ December 29, 2022

Crust Bust

When you cum hard, chuncky balls with such speed and velocity, it can penetrate solid objects like wood and potentially walls.

I had such a mad crust bust last night, it almost shaddered my tv screen.

by PK444 January 13, 2019

Crust

Another work for crusty

Dannia: *sends picture with the caption "crust"*
Ariana: *saves picture and laughs*

Dannia: you're so crust
Ariana: cries

Crust

by Slothiana November 5, 2016