cloudy burrito

(n): When a straight man is drinking and extremely horny and decides to have sexual intercourse with another very drunk man.

Last Thursday you where out drinking with with your friends and no girl was going to be going home with you, so you had a cloudy burrito with your best friend and now you don't talk any more.

by Mertenith November 6, 2013

The Saddest Burrito

When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)

Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.

by SunshineZombieGirl March 30, 2018

Chicken burrito

A burrito, but with wings.

don't feed the chicken burritos!

by Tonehzbaloneh. April 10, 2021

Floof Burrito

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a burrito with a face

"Aww you're such a good little Floof Burrito, Winston!"

by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021

Burrito Chaser

A man or woman of non-Hispanic descent who has compulsive lustful tendencies toward the Hispanic Race, mostly Mexicans.

This is the third time Shelby has gone after a Mexican. I think she's a burrito chaser.

by Anakinn June 28, 2011

emo burrito

a burrito filled with all black ingredients and has no soul

damn that emo burrito was tasty asf

by hahahaeatpussy April 24, 2018

polish burrito

This occurs when a woman's vulva is the recipient of a creampie while suffering from a yeast infection during menstruation.

"What's that smell?"

"Sorry, I gave this chick a Polish Burrito and didn't have time to shower after."

by Dr. Clits October 19, 2023