Not the brightest shelf on the knife

One who is not the prime example of human intelligence; idiot

Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.

by insert August 26, 2007

slit-knife-cut

To speak bullshit to make others think you are a tough guy with a computer, when your really a fat douche with a computer.

slit-knife-cut:
Yes I do make hacks for a certain Enterprise.

I got laid when I was 12.

by Professor Spud January 20, 2008

Jack knifed

to steal someones eye during a helecopter ride in the upright possition.

Go away b4 u get jack knifed

by Squeky Clean February 13, 2005

Knife Yo Ass

A threat to cause pain using a knife or blade.

"you best step before I knife yo ass!"

by DayDay January 05, 2004

Bringing a knife to a gunfight

The act of taking an amount of any substance to a gathering which is obviously insufficient.

"You've only brought an eighth ? But we're out all night, you'll need at least a quarter. That's like bringing a knife to a gunfight. Fool."

by Wykey May 20, 2008

tijuana knife fight

When two parties, preferably wasted on tequila and payote, tie their dominant wrists together (right wrist for right handed person) with a band of leather and proceed to fight to the death with 6 inch switchblade knifes. Some variants prefer to use broken tequila bottles.

Damn, last night I barely won that tijuana knife fight. That's the last time I go out with Juan.

by spokane_slasher November 12, 2010

Waifu-knife-you

Killing someone with your waifu

I'll Waifu-knife-you dead!

by SnowCrew October 20, 2018