A unique trait that can be acquired by either male or female.
Typically driven towards a more feeble subject, texticles are the fictional body part that one posesses while texting mean, hateful or foolish words/phrases to another subject simply because he/she does not have the confidence to verbalize the opinion in the flesh. Alcohol tends to play a supportive role in the realm of texticles.
Typically driven towards a more feeble subject, texticles are the fictional body part that one posesses while texting mean, hateful or foolish words/phrases to another subject simply because he/she does not have the confidence to verbalize the opinion in the flesh. Alcohol tends to play a supportive role in the realm of texticles.
He must have a solid pair of texticles if he thinks he can get away with texting me at 4 in the morning looking for a fight.
by WolfBone December 31, 2011
Get the texticles mug.a small beard, usually found on the douchiest of douchebags, like a goatee, but grown with the idea to provide pleasure to thier partners scrotum during oral sex.
Butch: I really appreciate you growing a testickler for me, Craig!
Craig: no problem, and what nice about it is that the more of your man goo that dribbles on it, the softer it becomes!
Butch: It looks like it's getting split ends?
Craig: Lets fix that up right now, zip, slurp, nom, nom, nom.
Craig: no problem, and what nice about it is that the more of your man goo that dribbles on it, the softer it becomes!
Butch: It looks like it's getting split ends?
Craig: Lets fix that up right now, zip, slurp, nom, nom, nom.
by Spanks Johnson February 4, 2012
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1. "I'm not texting him to ask if I can sleep with his sister!"
"Dude! Grow some texticles!"
2. No one has the texticles to send her a text before 8 am.
"Dude! Grow some texticles!"
2. No one has the texticles to send her a text before 8 am.
by DeCallMeJerka May 9, 2012
Get the Texticles mug.Having texticles is when someone has the balls to text something they wouldn't say to the persons face.
Brad: Did you hear that Brittany texted Sally, saying she is a bitch?
Joe: Yeah, that girl has some real texticles.
Joe: Yeah, that girl has some real texticles.
by princesscassi June 22, 2014
Get the Texticle mug.Having texticles is when you man up over text and do/say something you wouldn't normally because you were too shy
by Paul McDonald July 26, 2014
Get the Texticles mug.That facebook reading, Google+ updating, Pokemon Go playing scrotum who holds everything up, because their phone is the center of the Universe.
*While driving a car. She swerves.
Her: I just missed hitting that guy on the phone.
Me: It's okay. I got that texticle with the back door.
Her: I just missed hitting that guy on the phone.
Me: It's okay. I got that texticle with the back door.
by sourkraut November 4, 2016
Get the Texticle mug.The act of smashing one's ballsack/ testicles onto the phone screen and promptly sending the messege created by one's ball thrashing.
Yo man, did you see the texticle sam sent anna? She's really digging it.
Texticle-ing is used by humans to
attract mating partners as an alternative for dic-picing
Texticle-ing is used by humans to
attract mating partners as an alternative for dic-picing
by E11eveN11 September 11, 2017
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