Texas Foldover

An exceptionally meaty foreskin pieces with a used bull’s nose ring from a nearby cattle ranch.

She gave the best head to my Texas Foldover.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

somerville, texas

A town full of illegal immigrants, blacks and a few racist whites that drives to the worst school system in Central Texas on the absolute worst roads you could think of.

I live in Somerville, Texas

by Smalltowncountryboy November 30, 2017

Texas Wedge

1. When penetrating a sexual partner from behind, placing a 10 gallon hat over his or her face, and yelling “yeehaw!” or “Remember the Alamo!”
2. When a man wearing a cowboy hat “wedges” himself in between a couple making love and begins penetrating partner A from the couple from behind while partner B from the couple penetrates the “wedge”
3. A simple golf term when using a putter off of the green

1. I found my dad’s old cowboy hat cleaning the drawers under his bed, and I think I’m gonna try the Texas Wedge on my girlfriend tonight.

2. The girl I like already has a boyfriend, but I’m thinking of trying the Texas Wedge with them tonight.

3. The sand wedge has been shit today...time to go with the Texas wedge.

by 10 gallon Helga January 18, 2020

Texas Brit

An Australian man who act's more western while having an eastern accent/origin.

Man 1: "Is that guy from the UK? His accent is kind of similar".
Man2: "Not quite, he's actually a Texas Brit, don't overthink it".

by glasscage March 29, 2022

Texas Skewer

The event that takes place when penetrating ones mouth and exiting ones anus, specifically in Texas.

Man did you see Israel give Oscar that Texas Skewer?

by brewski210 August 28, 2022

Texas Mile

Getting its name from the saying "Everything's bigger in Texas," a Texas Mile is an exercise involving a track and bleachers. For the exercise, you run four laps around the track, but for one of the straightaways, you have to do stadiums on the bleachers while crossing over to the next set of steps after every ascent and descent until you reach the end of the bleachers. Also, you must sprint the other straightaway. You can jog at your own pace on the ends of the track. This exercise can be done at most high school football fields.

Person 1: Wow. That Texas Mile was tough.

Person 2: The stadiums and the sprinting made it really hard.

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Texas Hanky

When outside and you need to blow your nose, you hold the clear nostril shut with a finger and blow a booger out the other on to the parking lot. Its more eco-friendly because you use no paper. Works better if they're a little on the wet side.

Fred - Oh man did you see that old woman blow that booger on the ground?

Ed - That's a Texas Hanky.

by workforlivn May 6, 2014