Teardrop

When you screw your girlfriend so hard that she actually squirts so much she wets through the top bunk to you bunk buddy below. When he looks up he gets her juices in his eyes and then jumps out of bed and screams.

Mikey jumped out of his bunk with teardrops in his eyes, after I screwed Holly.

by jimmyonjuice April 11, 2010

Tear Gas Chicken

A game where 3 or more people enter an air-tight room or closet and open a can of Tear Gas. The last person standing (left in the room) wins.

"Nick is such a puss! He only lasted 10 second in Tear Gas Chicken!"
"Yea dude, I heard he had a panic attack and had to leave!"

by DevSteve August 22, 2012

tearjerker moment

when something makes you so happy you can't help but jerk off while you cry tears of joy

ron swanson had a tearjerker moment when he visited the grand canyon. his tears and his seed fell into the heart of the colorado river below.

by taineekewbinpeenus December 11, 2014

Tear Gas Soccer

when the police chuck the tear gas and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and then the police shoot them.

Yo lets play some tear gas soccer

by literatureandthehumanexistenc June 8, 2020

queer tears

A sarcastic term for the identity crisis a straight-identified person has after hooking up with a queer person.

"Yeah she's hot, but I'm not going to hook up with her because I don't wanna deal with her queer tears after."

by assah April 18, 2009

Invisible Tears

Relates to both male and female, hiding their emotions, crying on the inside but smiling on the outside, those tears are invisible!

I stand in the rain and cry so that I have Invisible Tears!

by InvisibleTears May 19, 2018

Crying brown tears

When one is stricken with the illness colloquially known as 'the runs' or the more fancy medical title of 'diarrhoea', one's bottom is said to be crying brown tears.

Harris noticed that Jiminy didn't look too well and was disgusted to find that Jiminy's botty had been crying brown tears all day.

by Bottweasel October 30, 2011