Skip to main content

shitting through the teeth

vomiting.
shitting through the teeth

"Where's Joe?"

"He's been in there all day shittin through his teeth."

"I told him not to order those shrimp fajitas!"
by backdoorkelly August 10, 2009
mugGet the shitting through the teeth mug.

Milking the teeth

Buck was aiming for my eye, but he ended up "milking the teeth" instead.
by Venus83 August 10, 2010
mugGet the Milking the teeth mug.
Related Words

The Rooster Teeth Bump

The positive spike in views on a video that is mentioned and linked in the link dump on the Drunk Tank Podcast.
Did you see The Rooster Teeth Bump on that indestructible phone video?" "The fan boys posted pages of comments that just said Drunk Tank ;)
by jimboslice79 July 7, 2011
mugGet the The Rooster Teeth Bump mug.

Ice Pop Teeth

If you have Ice Pop Teeth then your teeth are very cold but nice and it can make then shiver a lot if it is winter if it is summer then your teeth are most likely not going to shiver
I have very Ice Pop Teeth though what about you?
by sofiaaaa <33 October 10, 2020
mugGet the Ice Pop Teeth mug.

Teletard

Teletard is a word originating from the highly popular chat website, Habbo Hotel. It is used to define a specific group of people who tend to act, or dress their avatar, in a specific way.

Originally, while myself and Scott were standing in the room GOTHIC HOUSE, (The room is supposed to have a Gothic theme. Do not mistake me for some loser.) we were blocking the entrance to the room for kicks. A second entrance to the room is available through a teleporter, which we also stood in front of to prevent entry into the room.

While there, some kids used the teleporter and started insulting the two of us. I said something stupid, along the lines of "Teleporter retards." and Scott replied with, "Teletards!"

Thus it was done. We now recognise a lot of people as Teletards, and have gone as far as to give the classification six sub-genres.

First off, I would like you to understand that the original teletards were recognised by their use of the smiley ":|" which was their constant reply to anything we said that disagreed with them. These people lacked the intelligence to debate with us, and thus had to resort to a two-character smiley. Anyone who uses this smiley will be automatically considered a Teletard.

Here are the Teletard Sub-Genres;

Classification #1: Someone who dresses their avatar colourfully.

Classification #2: Someone who uses extremely pale skin for their avatar.

Classification #3: Someone who finger-fucks their shift key. Thus typing with a capital letter for the beginning of each word.

Classification #4: The people that think adding !!11one!1omgwtfbbq!1 to the end of an exclaimed sentence is the cool and 'leet' thing to do.

Classification #5: Those who abuse punctuation, or go over the top when using Internet acronyms.

Classification #6: A combination of two or more of the above classifications.

Though I would like to again make a point of the fact that the classifications are useless unless the accused has actually used the ":|" or ";|" smiley. Or at least seems like they would.
-EXAMPLES-

Dan': Teleporter retards.
Scott: TELETARDS!
Dan': TELETARDS
Dan': TELETARDS
Dan': TELETARDS
Dan': TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS

--

Dan': Get out of my room.
Teletard Classification #1/2: n00b ;|

--

Scott: Get off my hotel.
Teletard Classification #3: Its Not Your Hotel :|

--

Dan': Shut the fuck up.
Teletard Classification #4: :| ... you shut up!11!1!oneoneomg!11wtfbbq!

--

Teletard Classification #5: ;|
Dan': Fuck off.
Scott: You bell'ead.
Teletard Classification #5: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

--

Teletard Classification #6: :| You Are Such A Noob
Dan': Get fucked, cock-whore.
Scott: You cuntblaster.
Teletard Classification #6: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Dan': Don't rape my language, you treasonous fuck. Get off my Hotel.
Teletard Classification #6: What Eva I Cnt Be Bovad With Yoo Anymore *Leaves*
Scott&Dan': 1-0 :)
by Dan' September 15, 2008
mugGet the Teletard mug.

Cornut Teeth

Describes a person's teeth as being covered in a yellow film and as not being uniform. Basically, looks as if someone glued cornuts to their gums or chews on ball-bearings. AKA a fucked up grill.
Person 1: Yo' Rog
Person 2: Sup?
Person 1: Man the other night I was so horny and this nasty bitch with cornut teeth wanted suck me balls deep.
Person 2: So what's the prob. hombre?
Person 1: Man this bitch scraped the skin straight off my ball sack...
Person 2: SNAP!
by Flo$$y B January 17, 2006
mugGet the Cornut Teeth mug.

Teety

Aunt, or Auntie, in Louisiana/New Orleans vernacular.
I'm goin over to my teety's house to eat some gumbo.
by banksweiser December 9, 2011
mugGet the Teety mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email