Despacito Toasterino

Slang often used by people in the north of Wyoming that is used as the verb formality of toaster bath

Billy: Wow Jacob you look down in the dumps today
Jacob: Yeah the employee at Starbucks misspelled my name. Instead of “Jacob” they spelled it “Help there is a crazy man under the counter he has a gun please call 911 this is urgent”
Billy: Oof that’s rough, do you want to talk about it?
Jacob: No, it’s easier just to commit Despacito Toasterino.
Billy: Bruh.

by BruhBruhPepperoni June 29, 2019

zoaster the toaster

A nickname you give a girl named Zoey. But only if the girl is extremely awesome and has a sword.

I love Zoaster the Toaster. She totally killed me with her sword.

by mothalicka May 27, 2009

polish toaster struedel

The wonderful meal a guy gets while going down on his girl after she has let another guy blow his load inside of her.

Dude my girl's been cheating on me so there is no telling how many polish toaster struedels I've eaten.

by drash guys June 15, 2009

Toaster Mage

1) Likes toasted computers
2) Likes PIE
3) Likes randomness
4) Likes Spam programs
5) Naturally lazy
6) Hate's physical activity of any kind (who doesn't)
7) Has annoyingly Curly Hair
8) Invents days (eg Unhappy error 404 day 04/04/05)
9) Does not own a toaster
10) Uses the phrase "I see..." too much on msn

Someone says "Hello"
Toasty says "I see..."

by Fomar0153 April 5, 2005

Toaster Struedal

A Shit on the Chest with Cum Icing.

He gave her a Cleveland steamer? Nah man he one upped it and gave her a toaster Struedal!

by Matt2008 April 8, 2008

teaser tex

n. digital flirtation that does not yield any physiological reward.
(v. teaser text)

"What ever happened with Him/Her?"

"Nothin', it was just teaser tex."

by Effemelle April 8, 2009

teatery

A breastaurant like Hooter's where girls too shy to strip work their way through college.

We got a little tipsy at the teatery last night; the beer was flowing like mom's milk.

by Danielle Boone March 24, 2010